March 2009
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How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the...
Jack 1. Gather ingredients 2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!” 3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients 4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate 1. Make separate sandwiches, one with peanut butter and one with jelly 2. Take a bite of the peanut butter sandwich, declaring it the...
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Watch out for Louisiana. Its like a third world country.
– The Go-Getter
(best thing i’ve heard all week!!)
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All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They...
– William Shakespeare - “As You Like It”
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