“I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t teach you how to love somebody. They don’t teach you how to be famous. They don’t teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don’t teach you how to walk away from someone you don’t love any longer. They don’t teach you how to move on when the one you love walks away from you. They don’t teach you how to know what’s going on in someone else’s mind. They don’t teach you what to say to someone who’s dying. They don’t teach you anything worth knowing.”—Neil Gaiman
01. You’re currently confused about someone’s feelings for you. 02. You have been in a serious relationship before. 03. You own an iPod of some sort. 04. You do not like your sibling’s girlfriend/boyfriend. 05. You drink too much alcohol. 06. You have been to the Olive Garden. 07. You have taken medicine of some sort this week. 08. It is really cold in your house right now. 09. You are extremely dependent on others. 10. You do not like to express your feelings in front of others. 11. You ate a lot of food today. 12. It doesn’t take much for you to cry. 13. People consider you a sappy sort of person. 14. Someone in your family is rich. 15. You have been to Disney World or Disneyland before. 16. You hate when people constantly talk about themselves. 17. You are a good listener, but you hate complainers. (my bad anna…) 18. Someone has called you for a serious medical emergency before. 19. You have had a serious surgery. 20. Your house has a spare bedroom. 21. Your house is old. 22. You have at least one cousin under the age of three. 23. You have never held a baby before. 24. You can’t handle toddlers. 25. You have a painting in your room. 26. You have been to Canada. 27. You have been to Mexico. 28. You love cherry flavored lollipops. 29. You celebrate Easter. 30. You observe Lent. 31. You are Catholic. 32. You do not believe in God. 33. Religion is not important to you. 34. You want to have a small family one day. 35. You would rather have more sons than daughters. 36. You have more aunts than uncles. 37. You hate being too cold. 38. You currently are way more tan than everyone else. 39. You wear shoes in your house. 40. Your parents are clean freaks. (well my mom) 41. You are more messy than clean. 42. You are currently angry at someone. 43. Patience is so not a virtue to you. 44. Your desk is extremely clean. 45. Your bed sheets are either blue, green, black, or white. 46. When you hear “black & white” it reminds you of Katy Perry’s ‘Hot n Cold’ song. 47. You have no clue what that song is. 48. You think rap artists are completely pathetic. 49. You are glad George Bush Obama will be out of office (in 4 years). 50. Politics are boring to you. 51. You take a vitamin daily. 52. You feel like you are sick often. 53. You hate throwing up. 54. You think it’s gross when people set food down on their desk at school with no napkin. 55. You also find it gross that people sit on top of desks. 56. You are now cringing at the thought of someone’s food where someone’s ass was. 57. You love getting bubble baths. 58. You do not like chocolate at all. 59. You are allergic to nuts. 60. You have been stung by a bee before. 61. You have been to the emergency room before for something. 62. One of your parents is 50 or older. 63. You are the baby of your immediate family. 64. You hate broccoli. 65. Cooked carrots are good, though. 66. You go on tumblr too much. 67. You are really comfortable right now. 68. You like witty t-shirts. 69. You are a major fan of underground bands. 70. You have been on an airplane before. 71. You are not afraid of heights. 72. You consider yourself paranoid. 73. You have had a panic attack before. 74. The thought of being old and alone bothers you. 75. You would choose the elderly over children. 76. You feel like you’re living in the wrong decade. 77. You have smoked weed before. 78. You think it’s way too cold outside right now. 79. You love the thought of sleeping in tomorrow morning. 80. You would rather go to bed early and get up early. 81. You feel like the early bird catches the worm. 82. You are a big breakfast eater. 83. You are currently suffering from the common cold. 84. You are craving something salty. 85. You have been in a car today. 86. There is something plugged in near you. 87. You have heard of the TV show “Private Practice.” 88. You do not like medical television shows. 89. You prefer horror to comedies. 90. You adore Leo & Kate. 91. You think high-waisted pants look good. 92. You hate cheesy movies. 93. You enjoy camping out. 94. Bugs don’t bother you. 95. You do well in school without trying. 96. You are extremely jealous of someone currently. 97. You feel like you have changed a lot from 08-09. 98. You like energy drinks. 99. You like italics. 100. You know the entire script of Mean Girls.
“I don’t pretend to know what love is for everyone, but I can tell you what it is for me. Love is knowing all about someone and still wanting to be with them more than any other person. Love is trusting them enough to tell them everything about yourself, including the things you might be ashamed of. Love is feeling comfortable and safe with someone but still getting weak knees when they walk into a room and smile at you.”—The O.C. (via littlemiss)